Think of how excited your friend will be to find a big chunk of crack in their inbox!

What better way to make someone's day than the wonderful gesture of crack cocaine?

So what are you waiting for? Send your special someone a piece of crack right now! Follow the simple instructions below:

Step 1:

Choose a selection of crack (or crack paraphenalia) to send to your loved one:

	Plain Ole' Rocks Our most popular selection. Truly a classic!		Plain Ole' Rocks (Alternate version) A still life of refreshing rock cocaine.
	Pocket Rocks Packed in decorative pocket-size vials!		Pocket Rocks (Alternate version) On luxurious black velvet. Classy!
	Sack o' Rocks You can't smoke just one!		Rock Head Starter Kit Stop smoking your rock in a Pepsi can. Comes with a free lighter.
	Pure "Arctic White" Rock The dopest shit on this side of Compton.		The "Crack Cookie" For true enthusiasts.

Step 2:

Select a sentiment and type a message to be delivered with the crack:

Sentiment: Please Choose So, you killed your boss? Good luck in court! See you in court! Congratulations on your incarceration! Crack rock, yum! Hubbas for your trubbas You're adopted! So, you lost yet another job? Please stop calling me Happy Hanukah! Mom, I'm gay Friends forever You finally got laid! Happy V.D.! Sorry I ate your dog Be my Valentine Happy birthday! Prison isn't that bad I love you Will you marry me? Get well soon
Message:

Step 3:

Now we just need your name and email address and the name and email address of your loved one:

Your name:

Your email:

Your friend's name:

Your friend's email:

Step 4:

You're all done! Click the "Preview" button to preview and send your crack!

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